With apologies to Simon and Garfunkel

Hello Zappos, my old friend

I’ve come to shop for shoes again

For the boy’s feet continue to grow,

At a rate that never seems to slow

And retail spaces tweak out his little brain

It drives me insane

So I listen…to the call

Of Zappos

Apparently he needs snowboots, as his are two sizes too small. Catch up with you all later.